Umesh Aawte

Happy Republic day

2010-01-26T03:33:00.000-08:00

Thanks 123greetings.com

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Umesh Aawte

A Old man and Son

2010-01-17T04:32:00.000-08:00

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train.

Train is about to leave the station.

All passengers are settling down their seat.

As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and
curiosity.

He was sitting on the window side.

He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He
shouted, "Papa see all trees are going behind".

Old man smile and admired son feelings.

Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all
the conversion between father and son.

They were little awkward with the attitude of 25
years old man behaving like a small child.

Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond
and animals. Clouds are moving with train".

Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.

Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the
young man's hand.

He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.

He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is
touching me, see papa".

Couple couldn't help themselves and ask the old man.

"Why don't you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son."

Old man said,

" Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today
only my son got his " EYE sight " for first time in his life".

Moral: "Don't draw conclusions until you know all the facts"..

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Umesh Aawte

Some Calculation

2010-01-10T07:16:00.000-08:00

This I got in mail from my friend Ramesh. Just want to share with you. I like this calculation hopefully you will also.

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Umesh Aawte

Me in Black & White

2010-01-04T05:54:00.001-08:00

Pencil Sketch Generator by WishAFriend.com

Friday

2010-01-02T03:28:00.000-08:00

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Umesh Aawte

2009-12-23T02:34:00.001-08:00

Myspace Graphics, Happy Holidays Graphics at WishAFriend.com

Definitions of Designations

2009-11-18T00:03:00.000-08:00

In a S/W company there are some Designations we use. A fun side Definitions of every designation are listed here

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby -if given 9 Months !!!

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Umesh Aawte

ARYABHATT

2009-11-17T23:56:00.000-08:00

(476 CE) MASTER ASTRONOMER AND MATHEMATICIAN

Born in 476 CE in Kusumpur ( Bihar ), Aryabhatt's intellectual brilliance remapped the boundaries of mathematics and astronomy. In 499 CE, at the age of 23, he wrote a text on astronomy and an unparallel treatise on mathematics called "Aryabhatiyam." He formulated the process of calculating the motion of planets and the time of eclipses. Aryabhatt was the first to proclaim that the earth is round, it rotates on its axis, orbits the sun and is suspended in space - 1000 years before Copernicus published his heliocentric theory. He is also acknowledged for calculating p (Pi) to four decimal places: 3.1416 and the sine table in trigonometry. Centuries later, in 825 CE, the Arab mathematician, Mohammed Ibna Musa credited the value of Pi to the Indians, "This value has been given by the Hindus." And above all, his most spectacular contribution was the concept of zero without which modern computer technology would have been non-existent. Aryabhatt was a colossus in the field of mathematics.

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Umesh Aawte

Appraisal

2009-11-17T23:51:00.000-08:00

A Marwadi having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prayers, grants him only ONE wish!
Marwadi: I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my
Child's hands in our new home!
God: Damn !!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwadi's

Lessons learnt from the above story:-

"Compile all requirements and present in one line rather than boring the appraiser for long time"

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Umesh Aawte

World Vision India: Landing Page...

2009-10-22T03:18:00.000-07:00

Please do some thing for these.

World Vision India: Landing Page...

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Umesh Aawte

Brazilian Beer-Marinated Chicken Recipe - Steven Raichlen | Food & Wine

2009-08-03T06:39:00.001-07:00

Try this if you can..
Call me after cooking.

Brazilian Beer-Marinated Chicken Recipe - Steven Raichlen | Food & Wine

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A good hope

2009-07-30T02:58:00.001-07:00

CXOtoday.com News Technology World is a Playground for Web 2.0 Generation

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Download A Java library for reading/writing Excel from SourceForge.net

2009-07-27T04:00:00.001-07:00

This is a Java library for formating a Excel document in code itself.

Download A Java library for reading/writing Excel from SourceForge.net

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Umesh Aawte: Sunset

2009-07-26T08:13:00.000-07:00

Umesh Aawte: Sunset

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Rainbow

2009-07-26T07:43:00.000-07:00

I was at sai corner at sangvi pune. I took this snap and thought to show you all.

A Rainbow.

Me, Nature & my Camera

2009-07-12T07:45:00.000-07:00

This snap is from a park near Ratnagiri city. I was there with my friends and shot this one. One of the greatest place I have ever seen.

Please see full album uploaded on

From my mobile IV

Sunset

2009-07-10T07:47:00.000-07:00

My New blog

2009-07-05T10:08:00.000-07:00

Today I have bought a book written by P. L. Deshpande (Bhai) .
From today night means after some time I am going to start reading that book and I know that will add lots more.....................

Will let you know

This blog is Also Importent.

2008-10-07T06:30:00.000-07:00

Please Please See this blog also.

http://developernots.blogspot.com/

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Umesh.

A day on sinhgad

2008-08-17T02:39:00.000-07:00

It was one rainy day I was with my frields from nasik on sinhgad.
We had besan-bhakar and kanda bhagi there.
It was nice to be there.

She and Me

2008-07-20T04:14:00.000-07:00

What you can say for this.

Do you know

2008-07-20T03:42:00.000-07:00

Firefox 3 Guinness Record is official now. Guinness officials have confirmed 8,002,530 download in 24 hours of the Download Day (June 18, 2008). The Firefox 3 certificates are still available for grab. The total downloads have already crossed 28,557,828 as on July 2, 2008 and is expected to cross the 30,000,000 by the end of the week.

A love story

2008-07-20T03:38:00.000-07:00

Once upona time a bird fell in love with a white rose. One day she (bird) proposed him (white rose), but white rose refused. White rose said I don't love you. Bird daily came and proposed him. Finally, white rose said when I will turn red, I will love you. One day bird came and cut her wings and spread her blood on the rose and the rose turned red.. Then the rose realized how much bird loved him but it was too late because bird was dead.
So respect the love and feelings of the person who loves you.

This all is from one book.

TuljaPur

2008-06-08T07:53:00.000-07:00

Last week I was in tuljapur and solapur

some snap's from there.

Nasik

2008-06-01T04:50:00.000-07:00

Hi friends and all

Before some days I was in nasik.
I spent 2 days there and have tried to collect
some of the memories sharing with you all.

1) My self after long 3 years in Nasik.

2) Rob,Amit and Me

3) Rob's mom and dad

4) Rob,Ashish and me

5) Once again me (Baba Aawte)

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Try this

2008-04-06T05:08:00.000-07:00

Sql 1

select
max(numberField)
from
TableName
where
salary not in (
select
max(numberField)
from TableName
);

Sql 2
select
field1,.....,fieldn
from
TableName alias1
where
2 = (
select
count(*)
from
TableName alias2
where
alias1.field1< alias2.field1
)
;

Bhusawal

2008-02-22T03:10:00.000-08:00

खळाळत्या जीवनाचा निर्झर म्हणजे भुसावळ;
मनातल्या माणूसकीचा पाझर म्हणजे भुसावळ......
सातपुड्याचा थंडगार वारा म्हणजे भुसावळ;
तापीच्या खळाळत्या धारा म्हणजे भुसावळ......
शिवाजीनगरातली कुस्ती म्हणजे भुसावळ;
भरीत खाऊन आलेली सुस्ती म्हणजे भुसावळ...
ढाब्या वरच्या शेवभाजीचा सुगंध म्हणजे भुसावळ;
विठ्ठल मंदिर वार्डातले बेधुंद म्हणजे भुसावळ...
विश्रामची फक्कड मिस्सळ म्हणजे भुसावळ;
बिबड्यांचा चटणी घालून घाटा म्हणजे भुसावळ...
भावड्या, चुव्वा, माऱ्या अशी हाक म्हणजे भुसावळ;
टमरेल, बेंगन्या अनं उज्याशी राडा म्हणजे भुसावळ...
शिव्यांमधलं रांगडे प्रेम म्हणजे भुसावळ;
राजकारणातला हेंगडे गेम म्हणजे भुसावळ...
मिरचीच्या ठेच्याचा बाज म्हणजे भुसावळ;
कळण्याच्या भाकरीचा साज म्हणजे भुसावळ...
आम्हा पोरांसारखे चुणचुणीत हे भुसावळ;
तिथल्या पोरींसारखे झणझणीत ते भुसावळ...
रात्रीच्या शेकोटीची उब म्हणजे भुसावळ;
कुळकर्णी प्लॉट मधली 'खुब' म्हणजे भुसावळ....
जिथ जावं; नावं घ्यावं......
अस ते भुसावळ;
म्हणा "माझे गांव" अभिमानाने ते भुसावळ

My home will be like this one.

2008-02-11T09:34:00.000-08:00

How to check case sensetive string in mysql

2007-10-22T23:57:00.000-07:00

I have solution to check it

select * from tableName where fieldName = BINARY 'value'

One More Wish

2007-09-27T02:56:00.000-07:00

Wish For All

2007-09-27T02:53:00.000-07:00